Dear Parents,
Much of our week has been consumed by standardized testing. We will all be looking forward to next week when we can resume our typical routine. We did manage to read several chapters of Pam Munoz Ryan’s Echo and students appear to be greatly enjoying it. The story takes place in Germany as Hitler is rising to power and involves a magic harmonica that is discovered by a teenaged boy named Friedrich.
Next week we will be working on our end of the year presentation of Humpty Dumpty: The Real Story. We’ve worked together to create our own take on the classic fairy tale. In our version, Humpty and his brothers Lumpty and Jumpty are attending Game 7 of the World Series at Wrigley Field – so it remains a fairy tale. We have most of the costumes we will need, however, I may reach out over the course of the next couple of weeks if we need anything that you might be able to provide. Hopefully, our short video will be included in the montage of other videos from the other classrooms here at Plato. I’l place a copy of the script we have written at the end of this newsletter.
We’ve looked into the story of Humpty Dumpty and found that the character originated from the English Civil War. Humpty Dumpty was actually the name of a canon used by Royalists in the English city of Colchester that was placed atop a wall, hoping to keep Parliament’s army at bay. Additionally, we learned that Humpty Dumpty is featured in Chapter 6 of Lewis Carrol’s Through the Looking Glass. Of course, as you may know, Through the Looking Glass is the sequel to Alice in Wonderland. Here is a short excerpt from Through the Looking Glass:
“However, the egg only got larger and larger, and more and more human: when she had come within a few yards of it, she saw that it had eyes and a nose and mouth; and when she had come close to it, she saw clearly that it was Humpty Dumpty himself. ‘It can’t be anybody else!’ she said to herself. ‘I’m as certain of it, as if his name were written all over his face.'”
It has also been theorized that Humpty Dumpty was used by the English as a derisive name for King Richard III who was famously hunchbacked. We know Richard III well as you will recall we read Shakespeare’s Richard III in September.
https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/humpty-dumpty/
https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/10/23/why-is-humpty-dumpty-an-egg-an-investigation_a_23253276/
https://www.thevintagenews.com/2018/02/28/humpty-dumpty/
In Social Studies we discussed the current situation in Israel and explored how the state of Israel was established after World War II in 1948. We also discussed grievances held by the Palestinians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wo2TLlMhiw
Have a great weekend!
Dr. Michael
Humpty Dumpty: The Real Story
(Humpty Dumpty is at a Cubs game with his brothers Lumpty and Jumpty at Wrigley Field sitting on the right field wall. It is a sunny day, with a few clouds, in the middle of October).
Harry Larry: Here we go folks! It’s Game 7 of the World Series here at Wrigley Field in Chicago, between the Chicago Cubs, and the Boston Red Sox. It’s 3-2 Boston in the bottom of the 9th inning and the tension is so thick, you can cut it with a knife. Holy cow! I haven’t had this much fun since that Budweiser truck crashed into my house last year. The Cubs need one to tie and two to win. The runner Baez is on first with Cubs first basement Anthony Rizzo up to bat facing Red Sox pitcher Clarence Sale who has just taken over in relief. Two outs.
Humpty: (enthusiastically) It’s a beautiful day for a ballgame! C’mon Rizzo, you can do it!
Jumpty: (shaking voice) No it’s not! Every time the sun pops out from behind the clouds, it scares me!
Lumpty: Relax Jumpty, you’re always so jumpy. Maybe you should try decaf.
Jumpty: I’m scared of decaf!
Vendor: (yelling) Popcorn! Get your popcorn!
Jumpty: (jumping and falling back into his seat) Ahhh! Don’t scare me like that!
Vendor: (palms upward toward the sky) Nothin’ I can do about it. It’s my job. Popcorn! Get your popcorn! Hey, who are you guys?
Humpty: I’m Humpty Dumpty – because I have a hump.
Jumpty: And I’m Jumpty Dumpty – because I’m nervous.
Lumpty: And I’m Lumpty Dumpty – because I’m huuuuuuuuge!
Vendor: Humpty, Jumpty and Lumpty Dumpty eh?
Humpty: (removing straw hat and singing) I’m Humpty.
Jumpty: (removing straw hat and singing) I’m Jumpty.
Lumpty: (removing straw hat and singing) I’m Lumpty.
Vendor: (rolling eyes) And I’m outta here! You guys are stranger than a monkey on a tricycle.
Lumpty: I sure did miss being at the old ballpark. All last summer I couldn’t even go to a ballgame because of COVID-19. But, I made up for it by having a great Fall. How about you, Humpty? Did you have a great fall?
Humpty: Eh, it was mediocre at best.
Jumpty: (nervous) Maybe things will turn around for you this year.
Humpty: Let’s hope so. But, I remain aware of numerous eggistential threats.
Harry Larry: There’s a long drive. It might be! It could be!
Jumpty: Humpty look out! Oh my God! I’m so scared!
Lumpty: Get yourself together Jumpty!
(The ball hits Humpty and he starts wobbling on the wall)
Humpty: Oh God! The old ball in the head dilemma.
Harry Larry: It isn’t! Is that Humpty Dumpty? It seems it is! Humpty Dumpty has stopped a home run that would’ve won the World Series for the Cubs!
Lumpty: Way to go Humpty! You stopped the game winning home run.
Humpty: (wobbling) I’m gonna fall!
Lumpty: Oh well. (Shrugging shoulders). If you’re gonna make an omelet you gotta break a few eggs.
Jumpty: (chewing on knuckles) Who’s making an omelet? Omelets scare me. They’re even more yellow than me (points two thumbs at himself).
(Humpty falls to the field. We hear a scream, a thud and then a cracking noise)
Jumpty: Oh my gosh! Someone call 411and get the number for 911.
Lumpty: (pulling out cellphone) Hello? 411? Could I please have the number for 911? Oh, it’s 911? Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Hello? 911? I need an ambulance at Wrigley Field pronto! Humpty Dumpty has been hit by a baseball and is lying on the warning track in front of the 368 sign in right/center field.
(We hear sirens in the background as Humpty tries to get up with little success. Paramedics arrive carrying a stretcher)
Paramedic 1: Okay! Out of the way!
Paramedic 2: Coming through.
(Humpty Dumpty is loaded onto the stretcher)
(Sign saying “The following day at the hospital”)
Humpty: (on a bed in the hospital. Lumpty and Jumpty are by his side)I’m finished! I’ll never be whole again.
Lumpty: Cheer up Humpty. It’ll be alright (Makes several ridiculous faces in order to brighten Humpty’s mood)
Humpty: Thanks Lumpty. You really crack me up.
Dr. Spatula: (entering suddenly, carrying a clipboard) Hello! I’m Doctor…
Jumpty: (screams) Oh my God! Who is that man frightening me to death?
Dr. Spatula: As I was saying, I’m Doctor Spatula. Humpty. I’m afraid I’ve got bad news and worse news. Which do you want to hear first?
Humpty: Give me the bad news.
Jumpty: (jumping up and down, biting knuckles) Oh my God! So scared! So scared!
Dr. Spatula: Humpty, I’m afraid you only have 24 hours to live.
Humpty: Twenty-four hours to live? What could possibly be worse news than that?
Dr. Spatula: I’ve been trying to get ahold of you since yesterday. Ha!
(Jumpty steps forward, looks into the camera doing his best version of “The Scream” and runs down the corridor into a wall and collapses on the floor)
Humpty: There’s nothing that can be done? Are you sure?
Dr. Spatula: I’ve even called all the King’s horses and all the King’s men.
Lumpty: And what did they say?
Dr. Spatula: They said that they couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty together again.
If there’s anything we can do to make you more comfortable please let me know. In the meantime, there’s a practical matter that we must address.
Lumpty: What is it Doc?
Dr. Spatula: If you are willing Humpty, we can donate your body to the Chicago Area Food Depository.
Humpty: Why would I do that?
Dr. Spatula: Why, you’ll be able to feed those that are hungry in the greater Chicago area.
Reporter: (bursting into room) Humpty?
Humpty: Who else could I be? Look at me! I’m a giant cracked egg.
Brad Dirt: Hi Humpty. I’m Brad Dirt from WIND television. Are you familiar with our programming?
Humpty: (deadpan) Yeah, well you know what the wind does. Wait a minute. I know you. I went to school with your brother Burt. How’s he doing?
Lumpty: Burt Dirt? Really?
Brad Dirt: I’m afraid Burt is no longer with us.
Humpty: He’s not?
Brad Dirt: No. I’m afraid Burt’s in the dirt.
Humpty: Oh my God! What happened?
Brad Dirt: It was a horrible badminton accident. I don’t like to talk about it. (Moving forward). Now Humpty, what do you plan to do once you are released from the hospital?
Humpty: According to Doctor Spatula here, I’m not going home. Maybe you should talk to him.
Brad Dirt: Dr. Spatula? Can you elaborate on Humpty’s condition?
Dr. Spatula: Well, it seems that when Humpty fell out of the right field bleachers at Wrigley Field, he sustained multiple lacerations and contusions that resulted in a plethora of hematomas that will render further inhabitation on planet Earth fundamentally problematic.
Brad Dirt: Could you say that in English?
Dr. Spatula: He’s going to die. Even if the injuries weren’t so severe, he’s contracted a fatal case of Covid.
Lumpty: I told you to wear a mask!
Humpty: I couldn’t find one that would stretch all the way around my head! Besides, I don’t trust in Science. I like to follow my yolk. It doesn’t matter now anyway. I’m going to that big egg carton in the sky. I’m no longer an egg – I’m toast.
(Jumpty bursts back into room)
Jumpty: (excitedly) Here, Humpty, these are for you. (Throws paper bag to Humpty). Maybe they’ll help. (Scurries away and begins jumping rope in the background).
Humpty: (opening bag). Let’s see what we have here. It’s a roll of Live Savers. (Holds packet of Life Savers up to the camera and then tosses them against the wall). Thanks for nothing Jumpty. (Covering eyes). It’s getting dark! I’m slipping away! Mom?
Lumpty: You can see Mom? Man, I haven’t seen her since 1997.
Brad Dirt: What happened to her?
Lumpty: She died at a family picnic (tears welling in eyes) – an egg toss that got out of hand.
Humpty: Dad? Dad, is that you?
Lumpty: That’s Dad he’s speaking with. We lost him on Halloween when we were young – thrown against a gym teacher’s window. He didn’t have a chance.
Humpty: Here I go to the other side. I’m so eggcited! Remember me as a source of protein.
(Humpty dies)
Brad Dirt: And that’s it folks. Humpty Dumpty is dead! We’ll not see his like again. Any final words Lumpty and Jumpty?
(Jumpty drops the jump rope, gets as close to the camera as possible, opens his worried eyes wide, turns around and runs directly into a wall and collapses)
Jumpty: (sadly, from the floor where he lies after having fallen) I’m a shell of my former self.
Lumpty: He was a good egg.
(Fade)